KENTUCKY
The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from...
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A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
View ArticleTexas Chili Contest
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table...
View ArticleFun With Captions
"Is this wide enough for ya, doc?"...."Ahhhhhhh..." "I'll help decorate the tree." "Ha-ha-ha, that was a good one!" "Wadaya mean I can't have my morning coffee?!!!" "He...Read More
View ArticleA LOVE STORY
The love story of Ralph and Edna... Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in ...Read More
View ArticleOWN {ON FOR YOU YANKEE FOLK} THE LOWN PRAIREEE
A cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a...
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View Articlestudents at MIT map location of "G-Spot"
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View ArticleOnline support
for etch-a-sketch 2009... Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Tech Support : Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do...
View ArticleWhy did the Chicken Cross the Road
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY LEARY: Because...
View ArticleGiving kitty a pill etc
Instructions in 18 steps 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop the pill in its...
View ArticleWhat Internet Slang Are You?
You Are LOL The internet is always cracking you up. You could waste the day away finding things to laugh at. You're usually the first one to find a new funny video, pi...Read More
View ArticleWhat Kind of Flirt Are You?
You Are a Coy Flirt You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing. You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowin...Read More
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